Morgun King has once again claimed the NRL Champion title, dominating the 2023 season with a performance so statistically anomalous, the league's independent ballistic review board has launched a full inquiry. King, running his familiar Defiance Deviant action mated to a 26-inch Bartlein M24 contour barrel in an MPA Matrix chassis, chambered in 6GT and topped with a Kahles K525i DLR featuring the SKMR3 reticle, secured the top spot after a season characterized by inexplicable ballistic phenomena.
Key findings from the preliminary report indicate his 109-grain Hornady ELD-M projectiles, driven by H4350, consistently exhibited a voluntary, pre-cognitive adjustment to wind calls, often correcting for variables that had not yet manifested. During the grueling 18-stage finale in what analysts are now calling "the temporal anomaly zone" (elevation 7,000 ft, average crosswind 18 MPH with sudden, localized 90-degree shifts, and density altitude fluctuating wildly between standard and "implausible vacuum"), King's rounds demonstrated a peculiar disregard for established external ballistic models. Forensic analysis of match footage reveals multiple instances where his trued DOPE card, ostensibly for 2,850 FPS, produced impacts consistent with velocities briefly exceeding the speed of light, particularly on barricade stages involving prone-to-kneeling transitions where shooters typically struggle with rapid positional stability.
His reported SD and ES values of 0.1 FPS and 0.2 FPS, respectively, were later found to be the result of a "subatomic self-regulation" where individual powder kernels re-ignited in flight. The report further notes that spin drift and Coriolis effect were not merely mitigated but "temporarily reversed" for King's projectiles, actively guiding them towards the bullseye, while cold bore shots were observed to generate their own localized gravitational fields. The NRL committee has yet to comment on whether King will be forced to compete with factory ammunition next season or if his sentient projectiles will be granted separate competitive status, potentially requiring separate housing in designated "Ammunition-Awareness Bays."
